Tag: funny
group name: gathermoderator
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December 21, 2006 12:09 AM EST --
i was in the kitchen doing dishes one morning.
my 5 year old son was in the family room playing with a neighbor girl the same age.
i was daydreaming and just half paying attention to what they were doing . . . more
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December 18, 2006 07:06 PM EST --
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They . . . more
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December 19, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
Subject: Re: Fw: Fwd: RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT SEX
>Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2001 11:49:05 EDT
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>In a message dated 10/1/01 6:40:40 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
> > What do I know about sex? I'm . . . more
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November 19, 2006 05:48 PM EST --
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad . . . more
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October 28, 2006 01:37 PM EDT --
10.) You wake up at 3 am and stop to check Gather on your way back to bed.
9.) You're husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months.
8.) You start introducing yourself to people as mickey . . . more
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November 09, 2006 08:16 PM EST --
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks . . . more
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November 20, 2006 01:02 PM EST --
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player.
Fresh was buried in one . . . more
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December 18, 2006 06:44 PM EST --
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One
night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and
pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or
out of the . . . more
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October 14, 2006 02:12 PM EDT --
Every year I see the trick or treaters in my neighbor hood getting older and older. I thought maybe some people could think about this list before they go out this year!
10. You get winded from knocking . . . more
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October 29, 2006 12:30 AM EDT --
Cereal companies have been working hard to come up with new exciting breakfast cereals we cam all shove down our pie holes in the morning. Here are some of the less successful concepts that got rejected....... . . . more
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October 31, 2006 09:51 AM EST --
10.) Sorry, I am a little late. I had to stop at the drug store.
9.) "Show ME how you used to spank her!"
8.) "please come inside? Wow! You sound just like your daughter!"
7.) "Do . . . more
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November 16, 2006 10:01 AM EST --
I think mine would have to be those little purple roses that grow wild in bunches on the side of a hill. Though, if I had to say one you would go buy at the florists, I'd have to say purple long stemmed . . . more
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October 27, 2006 09:33 PM EDT --
10.) You're guaranteed to get a little something in the sack.
9.) The uglier you are, the easier it is to get some.
8.) It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning
7.) If you . . . more
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November 19, 2006 05:56 PM EST --
10. You get a threatening note made up of letters cut from a magazine with pinking shears, and they're all the same size, the same font, and precisely lined up in razor-sharp rows.
9. That little . . . more
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January 30, 2007 07:56 AM EST --
Good morning gather peoplenesses,
I was watching the morning news on a local TV station and the weatherman announces that today is inane answering machine messages day. I thought this would . . . more
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November 15, 2006 12:07 AM EST --
An office manager had money problems and had to fire an employee, either Jack or Jill. He thought he'd fire the employee who came to work late.
The next morning, both employees came to work very early. . . . more
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December 14, 2006 11:31 AM EST --
Two guys are talking at the office water cooler. Zeke says, “I just don’t talk to the girls in the office anymore. Anything you say these days can be construed . . . more
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December 30, 2006 01:05 PM EST --
The new lumberjack is being given a tour of the backwoods camp. He asks, “What do you guys do for women around here?”
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October 26, 2006 10:39 PM EDT --
This is a simple game. you change 1 letter in a word to form a new word. Each person posts one new word in the chain.
Ex. tall... mall... malt
I will . . . more
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October 27, 2006 12:40 PM EDT --
OK. Here we go again. Make a statement about the person who is going to post next. They answer True or False, and make a statement about the next Person.
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