Tag: humor
group name: gathermoderator
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December 11, 2006 01:15 PM EST --
Teacher Arrested at JFK Airport
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> NEW YORK-- A public school teacher was arrested
>today at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he
>attempted to board a flight . . . more
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July 27, 2007 02:43 PM EDT --
My son, Paul, sent me the following, and I feel obligated to get it out for the benefit of all men everywhere....
Nine words women use.....
and men have no clue....
1.) Fine : This is the word . . . more
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October 21, 2006 10:20 PM EDT --
Let's see how many oxymorons we can find. In case you don't know what an oxymoron is, it is two words used together that contradict each other, but still somehow make sense. . . . more
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December 18, 2006 07:06 PM EST --
TO ALL THE KIDS WHO WERE BORN IN THE
1930's 40's, 50's, 60's and 70's !!
First, we survived being born to mothers who smoked and/or drank while they carried us.
They . . . more
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February 07, 2007 08:36 PM EST --
One day as I was out shopping with my 3yr old son, I found myself in a 20mph zone. Driving slow has always irritated me, so I was mumbling to myself. Suddenly my 3 year old said "Mommy, . . . more
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December 19, 2006 12:33 AM EST --
Subject: Re: Fw: Fwd: RANDOM THOUGHTS ABOUT SEX
>Date: Tue, 2 Oct 2001 11:49:05 EDT
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>In a message dated 10/1/01 6:40:40 PM US Mountain Standard Time,
> > What do I know about sex? I'm . . . more
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August 06, 2008 09:08 PM EDT --
I cannot tell you how many times a day I hear the phrase "I Didn't Do It" or "It Wasn't Me" today was no exception. On the playground, 4 year old Brody rammed . . . more
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July 29, 2007 12:36 PM EDT --
MooShu~ Dissed By Ron B
MooShu, in a happier time:(
It all started so innocently. I posted a picture of my dog MooShu smiling. Who . . . more
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April 04, 2008 12:13 PM EDT --
This came in my Gather e-mail inbox just a few minutes ago:
hello dear
Compliments of the day to you i am Paul from senegal west africa.However How are you? hope you are fine and in perfect condition . . . more
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July 02, 2007 02:28 AM EDT --
The Butt Spider Dance
Its not like I wasn't warned. It kills me to say it but I should have heeded my OS' advice. OS, you were right and this is the only time I will ever admit that.
Let me start . . . more
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July 18, 2007 08:40 PM EDT --
Phobias
I was commenting to a friend (Gerald) recently and he mentioned he has a phobia called Agoraphobia.
I responded that as I age I have developed Barophobia, fear of gravity. Take a second girls, . . . more
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January 05, 2007 12:05 AM EST --
If you remember the Original
Hollywood Squares and its comics, this may
bring a tear to your eyes. These great
questions and answers are from the days
when "Hollywood . . . more
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November 19, 2006 05:48 PM EST --
10. The monitor is up on blocks.
9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them.
8. The six front keys have rotted out.
7. The extra RAM ports have truck parts stored in them.
6. The numeric keypad . . . more
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October 28, 2006 01:37 PM EDT --
10.) You wake up at 3 am and stop to check Gather on your way back to bed.
9.) You're husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months.
8.) You start introducing yourself to people as mickey . . . more
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November 09, 2006 08:16 PM EST --
1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations.
2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
3. Set all the alarm clocks . . . more
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March 05, 2007 02:39 PM EST --
The Women Drivers of My Family
When I was a child I remember being aware there was a vast difference between my mother's driving and my father's. My father would shift the gears in smooth and . . . more
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March 27, 2007 02:03 AM EDT --
Life and Times With Mom, A Painful Part 2.
My mother tells me she forgets that I even live next door. She never even looks this direction. She has her programs to watch. She has a life; she doesn't . . . more
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November 20, 2006 01:02 PM EST --
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Known to friends as Brown-n-Serve, Fresh was an avid gardener and tennis player.
Fresh was buried in one . . . more
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December 18, 2006 06:44 PM EST --
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house together. One
night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her foot in and
pauses. She yells to the other sisters, "Was I getting in or
out of the . . . more
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October 14, 2006 02:12 PM EDT --
Every year I see the trick or treaters in my neighbor hood getting older and older. I thought maybe some people could think about this list before they go out this year!
10. You get winded from knocking . . . more
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